Pickup lines

Are they really worth it? No... they are nothing more than a funny try to start a conversation. Be careful with the lines that are rude. And most important you yourself need to be ready, to do the chatting in your own impressive way, whenever a line happens to work.

Stories about pickuplines that did (or did not) work:

Cheesy online pickup lines

2010-09-07

I was on a dating website and you can message someone with cheesy pickup lines. Someone messaged me with, “you must be a good book because I’d like to curl up and read you from cover to cover.” My friends and I are still laughing over that one!

2010-09-07

Sometimes in life you see many good looking people some your physically attracted by, others you just appreciate their beauty. On this speacial occasion a very youthful attractive girl grabbed my soul with her eyes. I saw her while watching some musical events, I had gone alone looking to be entertained as life had seemed to be without interest. Hoping to feel the sparkle of life by the crowd or the talent playing musical stories of their heritage from distant lands and long gone days. The different fabrics of cultural history and ethnic backgrounds weaving together as united canadians do. While the music and crowd seem to blurr as my attention was deeply attracted by her shapely body, and her beautiful facial lines. It would seem as though she was distracted by her family outing yet coyly attracted to me. Her attention divided by her family the music the crowd and yet in this short period of time she was displaying this natural attractive interest. Her eyes soothing with emotional caress speaking without saying words. I moved closer to let her know of my interest in her attention with a pickup line. Yet with the time seeming to stop yet pass by so quickly, before we could talk the musical show had ended and she and her family started to leave. Leaving the event I was taken by the fact I hadn't said or tried to talk to her yet was confident the arrows of love had struck my heart and this meeting if destine by fate would happen. And I wanted to use a pickup line. What was I to do, panicked for the timing of words and for the lulling feeling she emnated from her beautiful person and calming dispostion. I left feeling I had just met if only through eye contact a extremely beautiful young lady waiting for a spirtual chance to unite.

As she and her family disappeared into the crowds I was happy yet sad. Having met yet with out words someone who spoke to my heart with her peaceful looks of coyness.

I was resolved if fate would would bring us together their would be a time when the trees and flowery scenery would melt into the natural scenary as we came together into a flowing conversations. Fate guided us into these paths and nature and pureness will bring us together. We have parted yet remain together. Time and space will bring us together again. I believe we will be guided together by the heavenly angels. Is she my soulmate?

Only God knows! Do you have faith? Cupid strikes again, Darn!

Dirty bar question pickup line story with Angelina Jolie picture

2010-08-14

I was sitting by myself at a high table in a bar, (my friends were dancing,) when a guy came up and started talking pickup lines. He said that he was part of a bachelor party scavenger hunt, and was in this bar on a mission. Then he pulled out an 8 1/2 x 11 glossy photo of Angelina Jolie, with a hole cut out where her mouth would be. He said he would really really appreciate it if I would take a picture of him, with his male private part out of his pants and sticking through the hole in the photo. I of course said sure (since I thought he was joking) and he proceeded to unzip his pants while handing me his cell phone! I told him the line “you better show me how to use the camera on your cell phone before you unzip your pants, wouldn’t want you standing around hanging out” and after a couple of tries, we got the picture. Then he tried to get me to go with him to the next bar he was going to- don’t think so! But its a good (and really its true) story.

TOP TEN AL GORE PICKUP LINES

2010-08-11

10. “I created the internet, and now I’m going to create making love to you.”

9. “We’ll make sweet love until the compact fluorescent light bulb burns out… which is a long long time because they’re very efficient.”

8. “The science is settled: I’m dead sexy.”

7. “It would reduce your carbon footprint if you shared a room with me tonight.”

6. “If you just watch this slideshow presentation, I think it makes it pretty clear and indisputable that we should totally do it.”

5. “Lucky for you my lovemaking is a renewable resource.”

4. “It’s not only my personality and mannerisms that are stiff.”

3. “Carefully study your love making option, because I don’t want you to accidentally have sex with Pat Buchanan.”

2. “The rumors are true: I am a robot — The Sex Machine.”

And the number one Al Gore pickup line…

1. “Here’s an inconvenient truth: There’s only one of me to go around.”

Love line

2010-08-08

I have a friend who really wanted to meet someone special. She first started going through the personal lines. She picked up quite a few decent men. Every time someone did not work out for her she would set them up with me with a cheesy pickup line. At first I did not know these men had gone out with her before when they pick up me. When I found out I was outraged because I felt like these men were her leftovers. I was thinking they weren't good enough for her but they are suppose to be good enough for me. She explained that things just didn't click with her and these men. So I gave her the benefit of her doubt. She decided to join a website with pickup line to pickup a guy, because it was free for women. She told me about it and I listened to her phone conversations and most seemed pretty good. So I decided to get a voice message box. I thought if anything I would have some good phone conversations. I met quite few nice men and some not so nice. I found a lot lied about their description. I had so many messages, about 10-15 a day, with a lot of pickup lines in them. Not to mention men with the same name. Most of them said it was my voice and ethnic background seemed exotic. I had to keep index cards so I would not get these men mixed up. Well I met over 20 men and in one weekend, and I picked up seven to go out with. I thought to myself this has been real but I had enough. Well I checked my last messages and decided to leave a general message in my voice box stating I'm retiring my box. I had one last message and decided I got back to everyone else I might as well answer this one. We talked through an option called live talk. He asked me to call him at his home#. I called and had a wonderful discussion. We talked for almost two weeks 2-3 hours a night before he pick me up and we met in person. I thought it would be OK to meet at my apartment because before I met someone I would give one of my girlfriends the 411 on the person. He was late and I'm a person that likes to be on time. When he finally arrived he had a rose in one hand and a bottle of Baileys in the other. We talked well into the night. Near the end of the evening he told me when he saw me he wanted to kiss me. I fired the pickup line "how do you feel now" and he replied “the same”. I said the next pickup line "what is stopping you, not me." He leaned and gave me a soft kiss but yet firm enough to let me know he was serious. He ended up staying the night. Everything just flowed. We took our time just getting to know one another. We felt so comfortable it was as if we had known one another before in a former life. The beautiful thing is after a very long courtship we finally got married and now planning an addition to our lives. We were meant to be.

Bad pickup line

2010-07-26

This is a bad pickup line story. My sexy friend and I were walking down the street when a guy on a bike stopped and asked us if he could ask us a question. He seemed serious and like he needed directions or something. So we stop and he turns to my sexy friend and tells the pickup line he’d “love to take her out sometime”. My friend nicely tells him she has a boyfriend and we continue walking down the street. After about 30 seconds of consideration, the guy yells to me this pickup line “Hey, what about you? You look good too!” I wonder if that approach ever actually works for him.

Cheesy pickup line in the movies

2010-07-19

About three weeks before my graduation I met a guy on the soccer team. The strangeness was I had grown up two streets over from him when till my eighth grade year, I knew of his ex sister in law who was in my sisters wedding and knew all his friends. Yet I never had met him. The sad thing is I we met in the math room at my high school and both kept coming up everyday during lunch. Finally one day I thought I'd give him my email address and we started talking for 3 hours at a time. It's like we became instant friends. Neither one of us knew the other liked eachother. Last June 1st both our plans with friends got cancelled and we both ended up on the computer and he asked if I wanted to go to a movie. I thought sure were friends why not? Even though my Mom was convinced it was a date. So he picked me up with a new hair cut and opened my door for me. I should have known then right? Well I didn't and on our way to dinner he got a speeding ticket. Which we now laugh about. So I felt bad and paid for my own dinner. Not till we walked out the door and he offered his arm did I realized this was a date! Then we went to the movies, and he did the cutest thing. He put the divider between the chairs up so I could come closer to him. Then he said the cheesy pickup line, "your not the kind of girl that kisses on the first date are you?" So I leaned over and kissed him, and for the rest of the movie he held me, played with my hair, looked down at me with his beautiful brown eyes and gave me little kisses. Some may look at us and wonder how we missed out for over 12 years of not meeting, for us we see it as a destiny that we met so late. we hit it off right away and spent a wonderful summer together. After some tough times we have been together for 8 months and next year he will be at college with me. Our first date was funny, our first kiss incredible, and our love undeniable.

First date story

2010-07-13

After surfing on the internet and reading wikipedia, I was flying out of town to go visit my brother. I knew he had a new girlfriend since his divorce and I did not want to be the proverbial third wheel at dinner or at the numerous clubs we would be frequenting so I remembered there was this online singles site that had chapters all over the country. I checked it out and sure enough, they had a site in the town I was headed so I decided to join, just to see if I could fly into town with a date or two. Being 6’5 and in decent shape certainly didn’t hurt my chances and in just a few days I was talking to a few very intelligent and beautiful ladies, and telling them pickup lines. As luck would have it, my brother’s location changed a week or so before I flew out so I was unable to enjoy their company. However, there ended up being an interesting light at the end of the tunnel. One of the privileges of this system is that you can scan other sites to see what members are online. During a check of the local area where I lived, I came across the profile of a very intelligent, articulate, and indeed very beautiful woman. There were a few factors that jumped out at me, she was 6’2, educated, seemed to know what she wanted out of life, and according to her profile, she was not afraid of saying it out loud. After the initial letter explaining why someone so close was writing from a website across the country, we started to exchange emails. Of course as in most cases, the emails moved to phone conversations. It was during these conversations I decided to ask her out for the following week. Major mistake, she said yes immediately and now I had to wait almost an entire week to meet this woman who through numerous long conversations was walking slowly into my life.
After what seemed like the longest week of my life, the night of our first date arrived. We had agreed to meet at a very quiet little Thai place not far from where she lived and not too far from the hotel I was staying at in town that night. You see, I don’t live in the metro area, but about and hour and a half away. I get into the metro area numerous times a month on business so seeing her regularly was not going to problem. I got to the place a little before she did, that in itself is pretty amazing considering her directions were more than a little off. Seeing her walk into the place was something magical in itself, she was strikingly beautiful with incredible long legs. I immediately stepped to her and took her into my arms, a nice warm hug that started a buzz in me that would last for most of the night. I was totally disarmed by her smile and her warm eyes. They bordered on hypnotic and amazing. When she smiled, I felt lost. During dinner, she crossed her legs once, the slit in her skirt road up so high I literally lost my train of thought and told her so, and she had no idea why it happened. She just smiled. You never know how a first date is going until the end, because we all know that a woman decides whether she wants to sleep with a new date in the first 3 minutes she meets him and then he gets the rest of the night to screw up and change her mind to ‘no’. At 9:15 she looked at her watch and said she needed to be home by 9:30 because the babysitter, she has an 8-year-old daughter, was a young girl from down the street. I walked her to her car, staying on the street side of the sidewalk while we walked, my hand in the small of her back. At her car she turned to me and asked me if I wanted to come up to the house for 2 hours because she knew we both needed to be up earlier for work and it was midweek. What a pickup line! It was at that very moment that I realized that she was enjoying herself as much as I was. After telling her ‘Of course!’ I don’t remember my feet touching the pavement as I quickly walked to my car.
I followed her white car up the hill. While we were laughing and talking on our cell phones, I could not get the image of her smile out of my mind. We arrived at the house and walked inside. In the television room we found her daughter, who I recognized from the picture shared over dinner, and two young teen girls. She turned to me and asked if I minded staying her with her daughter while she took the two girls home. I smiled and told her I waited a week for this date, a few more minutes would be easy. She smiled, my heart melted a bit more and then I was left with a house that radiated her smell and a very bright young lady who displayed the same spice and shyness her mother had shown a few hours earlier. We walked into the living room and she sat on one end of the couch, almost as a challenge, I sat immediately across from her in the chair. Her conversation seemed to measure me, she was definitely more observant then the normal eight-year-old. I was surprised at her canter and her genuine interest in what I said. After what seemed like seconds, I heard the front door shut and walking around the corner into the livingroom she came, a look of complete amazement on her face. She told her daughter it was bedtime and after a short banter of free wills, she took her up to bed. I busied myself looking around the room, looking at each piece of furniture, each piece of art, looking for her in each piece. I heard her come in behind me, my back to her. I felt her there for a few seconds before she spoke, knowing she was observing me. Seeing the soft smile on her face as I turned to her fortified my feelings. After fixing each of us drink, the lights turned to a very comfortable low level; we sat on the couch and continued to talk. My right arm was resting on the back of the couch and my fingers began to caress the side of her neck. I could see the affect it was having in her eyes but I did not want to push issues with her. It all felt so comfortable and the last thing I wanted to do was turn this into something other than a great first date and hopefully a very nice beginning. The music playing matched our moods and the soft light led to very comfortable conversation. I could tell she was getting tired, or perhaps her defenses were dropping. There was absolutely no doubt in my mind that I had reached the point to which she would not and did not want to tell me no to anything if I pushed an issue. At that very point she stood and said that she believed our two hours were up. Looking back, I am very glad she did that. If we had ended up going right up to her bed at that point, it may have cheapened what we both felt. I took her hand in mine, feeling her warmth. I pulled her close to me in the foyer and kissed her for the very first time. She slid so perfectly into my arms I swear I did not want to ever let that moment stop. Her kiss was so soft and tender, yet grew into something much hungrier. It had been a long time since a kiss had managed to stop time for me, maybe never like this one did. Pulling her tighter in my arms, I thought maybe I had completely lost my mind. How can this be, it was only a first date, but there was only one thought resoundingly screaming through my mind. I was home. Have you ever had that ‘perfect’ feeling before? The feeling that at that exact moment in time you were at the exact place you were supposed to be. That everything in the universe was perfectly aligned? That ‘perfect’ moment for me was standing there with her deep in my arms. As I walked to my car I looked up into the sky, seeing a few bright stars, I recalled all the conversations I had with God over the years. I could only look at his beautiful sky and say ‘ Thank You.’

That night was 12 months ago. We have been apart for a grand total of 7 nights since. We have been married for 8 months and have already begun our lives together. I had all but given up on finding that ‘soulmate’ that everyone talks about and dreams for. In fact I really didn’t think I was looking. I only know this, I knew from the first moment it was right. Although I am a hopeless romantic, I have never truly believed in love at first sight. She opened up parts of me inside my heart that had been shutdown since my divorce and I believe that there are many rooms that had never been entered before she walked past all my locks and chains. We never know what God’s plan is for each of us, we can only keep moving on and keep our eyes open to the possibilities. I wish everyone the happiness and luck that I have found and enjoy. Thank you for taking the time to read my story.

Pick up for prom night

2010-07-06

Me and my boyfriend Cris both went to the same high I liked him, but just never thought we would ever go out. There were rumors going on around school that he was going to ask me and pick me up to prom night. I ignored it because i was never one to listen to rumors. One day when I stayed home from school because I was sick, I got a call. It was Cris. He asked me how I was doing and I said ok, I had the runs. This embarrased me so much. I'm a very open person, but I think I was a little to open then. We kind of laughed it off and then he asked me if I would like to go to prom. I said yes, so a couple days later I was picking out my prom dress. During the time between us going to prom and him asking me to prom we got a little closer but didn't consider ourselves "boyfriend" and "girlfriend". So we all met at my friend's house. Once he got there, he was very polite and gave my mom and dad a hand shake, i could tell he was nervous. So the limo came and all 6 of us got in. We cracked jokes and had fun on the way there. Then we were messing around and Cris jokingly went to cover my mouth. He put his arm around me and covered my mouth. Once he let go, I grabbed his hand and just looked at him. We walked in to the prom building together, found a table, then socialized with some friends. Then we started to dance. At first we were just joking, then before I knew it, he had pulled me close. Our cheeks kept brushing together and we kept almost kissing, but nothing happend until the 3rd to last song. He whispered in my ear and said the pick up line,"You know I have to leave in a few months". It was his Senior year and my sophmore year and he was leaving for college 6 hours away in Arizona. I said, "I know". And we kissed. We then realized that we have been missing out on eachother all this time. One the way home in the limo we spent the night in eachother's eyes and on eachothers lips. It was the most romantic night ever.

Blue eyes pickup lines

2010-07-01

I have very blue eyes. I hear how lovely they are all the time (it does get old). So my favorite pickup line someone recently said to me, which made me laugh out loud (so much, in fact that's the story, that the dude got the date) was “Your eyes are as blue as window washing fluid.”

Party pickup line story

2010-07-01

Here is my pickup line story. My “guy” and I were sitting on a couch at a relatively crowded party, canoodling as couples would. All of the sudden this man came up to me. With complete disregard for the arm around my shoulders, he pointed at me and said the pickup line, “You look like you need someone to go home with!” I was so taken aback by his forwardness that I just started cracking up (I can’t decide if I feel bad about that). I suppose he took it as a compliment because he immediately started Chip and Dale dancing over both of our laps! Talk about confidence…

Double pickup line story

2010-06-27

It started as a normal pickup “can I get your number?”

We were making eyes all night. He was on the other side of the room with a friend, and I was hanging out with my friends by the bar. Finally, after about 2 hours, I went up to him and said "hi" to pick him up. We were both all smiles, but it was late, and we were trying to be classy, so we exchanged numbers and went our separate ways.

On our first date, I mentioned that it was kind of ridiculous that it took all night for one of us to approach the other, especially when it was so obvious that we were both interested.

His response line, “Especially since we’ve kissed before”.

Come to find out, we had met (and apparently made out) on one of those crazy nights that one just can’t quite remember. Oops. Probably not a good idea to get drunk and kiss random people, then forget about it.

But, the good news is we survived that awkward moment and dated for 8 months, though he did give me a hard time for not remembering him then entire 8 months.

Real pickup line story

2010-06-27

I remember in college I went to this mixer and there was a girl there who I thought was really attractive, but I didn’t know who she was or if any of my friends knew her and what pickup line to use on her. Later on in the evening, after a few drinks, someone taps me on the shoulder and asks me the line “Do you know Sue Stitts?” I turn around while saying “Whose tits?” Well, that specific attractive girl turned out to be Sue Stitts who immediately slapped me in the face, but it turned out to be a good laugh and we ended up dating for a few months.

Pickup line at the dance floor

2010-06-27

This pickup line was fired at me standing on a dance floor. My new salsa partner (who I had just met during that dance), used some fancy spinning moves on me (did I mention I don’t know how to salsa?), and I FLEW off the raised dance floor, onto the ground on my back. Of course a crowd immediately swarmed around me. I was fine, just a bit embarrassed. But I soon became massively embarrassed, because the dance partner leaped off the stage into the middle of the crowd and confidently and suavely declared the line; “I have had women fall for me before, but never like that!” Needless to say, I picked myself off the ground and ran away from Don Juan as fast as possible.

Swinging picked up date

2010-06-20

I picked up this sultry cougar at a club last weekend. She was in her early 40's, blond, about 5-6, with huge melons, round butt, and curves in all the right places. She was the kind of girl guys all want to pickup when she was 30.

Anyway she approached me to chat and I proceeded to buy her a bunch of drinks. She was being very forward asking me all kinds of sexual questions about what I enjoyed, what my limits were, and so on. She was obviously very into me and before long she invited me back to her place.

We were fooling around in the cab and I was getting totally turned on. When we got to her place exited the taxi and she asked the driver to wait a minute.

She then leaned in and said "I have to tell you something before you come in." She went on with the line, "I am married, but my husband and I are swingers." She continued, "we would like to have a threesome with you, and don't worry he is straight so you won't be doing anything with him."

Gay?

2010-06-20

After months I finally worked up the nerve and asked a girl I have been secretly in love with at work out on a date. She just stared at me. After what seemed like an eternity I asked her "are you at least going to answer me?" She finally did, she said "I’m just so surprised, I thought you were gay.

Coffee and Sweet Dessert

2010-06-20

I took this girl I met on the internet out on a date. If we didn't have sex soon we were heading to the "friend" zone. On the way home she invited me back to her place for the "coffee and sweet dessert" pickup line. Very excited I said "YES!" When we got there, we actually had coffee and strawberry dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert...

Cheesy pckup line

2010-06-16

This is my worst, very cheesy, but funny pick up line story. Going out dancing with my girlfriends on 18th street. A guy comes up to me starts dancing then squeezes my butt and says (in an African accent) “You are worth 2 lions and an elephant in my country.” I said “I am worth much more than that, thank you” and walked away.

Hello Wanda

2010-06-16

As I walked out of my house one afternoon a nice elderly gentleman was walking around the corner. As he saw me, he said, “Hello Wanda”, thinking he maybe had mistaken me for someone else, and not wanting to correct him, I smiled and went about my business, I didn’t want him to feel bad for calling me the wrong name. As he got closer he said it again the pick-up, “Hello Wanda” I couldn’t pretend this time, I politely replied, “I’m not Wanda” and he said, “I know…I just Wanda know your name.”

He then proceeded to tell me a story about his military days when women weren’t allowed to speak to men, and that’s how him and the “boys” got around that little hurdle.

He tried the same tactic on me a couple weeks later, I was on to him this time.

Difficult story. This is how I picked up Eva

2010-06-11

It all started my first day in the USA. I called my friends Pete and Pamela to see if they needed any help with moving in or sorting out anything in their apartment. They said I could stop by and help so I did. I stopped by to help clean and organize things. I met their new roommate Eva who was the sister of a friend of Pete. I said "Hello" as a conversation starter and shook her hand tried to make small talk but she never looked me in the eye or gave any response to anything I was asking. She was busy organizing the kitchen and she seemed kinda bossy ordering everyone around. I helped out with what I was "allowed" to help out with. So I left that day with my mind occupied on other things. Months passed and I would often stop by to visit Pete and Pamela and of course Eva was always there. And I would say hi and make small talk, tried pickup lines, and what not. As time passed I recall working on a project in the Library one day with a friend of mine. (Eva worked at the Library at the time) and as we were walking past the help desk. I heard "HI ROB!!" I turned to see Eva waving enthusiastically at me I waved back and said "Hi" but kept on walking. My friend turned to me with a big suprised look on her face and said, "Wow that was quite the flirtatious hello." "Really?" I said. "Yeah no doubt about it." I didn't really think anything about it and then just went to class. I came home that same day and found an elaborate note on my bed. It was from Eva asking me to a formal dance the next weekend. I was very suprised and anyone who knows me knows that I love to dance even though I don't dance very well. In any case I was sad to say I could not go because I had already made plans to go to my mission reunion that same weekend. I was sad but I wanted to make it up to her. I thought I would do something else with her. So I invited her to play frisbee later that saturday. On Sunday we went to a fireside together then to staidium singing. Monday we went for a REALLY long walk and had a really good talk. Tuesday we went to devotional together. Wensday I had a show in the Hinkley she was unable to come because she had fainted earlier that day (Because she was thinking of me *giggle*) Just kidding she gets dizzy from her medication which causes her to faint sometimes. In any case I went to see her afterwards and see how she was doing. She had made me some cookies and we set a date to go on a date the next night. I picked her up and we headed out to the theater and met my roommate and his girlfriend there. We went to go see a movie then went out to eat afterwards and we walked back home. We came to an intersection and I asked,"So where is this going?" (as a pickup line) Eva stopped for a second and looked down at the street . I jokingly said, "Not the street, us. Where are we going?" She laughed and said, "Well I like you and I'd like it to go somewhere." "So would I." I said with a smile. Shortly after that I held her hand and I've never let go since. That's the story in a nut shell. We have lots of funny stories to go along with this that we still laugh about. Although I may be missing some "important" details I believe that Eva will agree for the most part. But if she has anything else to add then she certinely can. Or if there are any questions feel free to ask her or myself. That's it for now and the rest will be history.

Online dating with cheesy pickup line, I'm ashamed!

2010-06-11

Me and my sweet boyfriend are together for just under three months and everything has been absolutely amazing. We have a wonderful connection, he's sweet, generous, and loving, and the passion is undeniable. Things have been going so well that we recently decided to meet each other's families. While I'm really excited to take this next step in our relationship, I've also been experiencing a lot of anxiety about it — my family has no idea that we met through an online dating website; and neither do my friends. Especially since he shooted this pickup line in a reaction to my profile picture "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed." I know my older brothers and sister will never let me hear the end of it and I fear that this news will spread like wildfire. I know that how we met is just a formality, but I can't help but feel incredibly embarrassed that I had to resort to such measures. My boyfriend is perfectly comfortable with the truth of how we met, and I know that my insecurity about it can't make him feel very good, but I just can't help it — I'm ashamed to admit that I was an online dater, with a cheesy pickup line! Would it be terrible if I asked my boyfriend to lie to my family for me?

World cup pickup line

2010-06-11

This is a very funny pickup line with respect to the FIFA 2010 World Cup which starts today. I was playing soccer last week on a Johan Cruyff foundation soccer court in South Africa where I live. Then a very very beautiful and sexy girl comes up to me and says this pickup line: "Give me one good reason I should date with you, or you'll never see me again!". I responded with this world cup pickup line: "Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that. Thanks for asking!". We ended up with a very nice and hot date!

Pickup line story "what's your story"

2010-06-09

There was the time, on my first night in Kenya, when a lovely lady said to me, “What’s your story?” After I replied that I was a tourist, she asked again, “What’s your story?” I told her I was going on safari. She then continued, leaning in closer and almost purring, “What’s your story?” Finally realizing my situation, I decided that dalliance with a “lady of the evening” would not be that night.

Chicken

2010-06-09

It was on the metro when I notice this guy on the car looking at me. 20 minutes and four stops later we get off together. When he catches up to me he says, “Am I wrong? Either we have a vibe or it is what’s playing on my Ipod.” All I could say was, “Seriously?” Seriously, is that all he could give me after a long week? I walked away with a chuckle and a good story.

Teacher helps with pickup lines

2010-06-09

I had a very weird geography professor in college, and he would always tell the guys in our lecture geography pick up lines to “help them get dates.” So before class one afternoon in the dining hall, I was studying for our geography exam, and a guy from my class sat down next to me, drew a map of the world on a napkin, started shaking it around and said this pickup line, “You rock my world!” At least I found a study partner!

Pick-up-line

2010-06-06

Here is my funny pickup line experience:

It started as a normal pick-up-line “can I get your number?”

We were making eyes all night. He was on the other side of the room with a friend, and I was hanging out with my friends by the bar. Finally, after about 2 hours, I went up to him and said hi. We were both all smiles, but it was late, and we were trying to be classy, so we exchanged numbers and went our separate ways.

On our first date, I mentioned that it was kind of ridiculous that it took all night for one of us to approach the other, especially when it was so obvious that we were both interested.

His response, this pickup line, “Especially since we’ve kissed before”.

Come to find out, we had met (and apparently made out) on one of those crazy nights that one just can’t quite remember. Oops. Probably not a good idea to get drunk and kiss random people, then forget about it.

But, the good news is we survived that awkward moment and dated for 8 months, though he did give me a hard time for not remembering him then entire 8 months.

Long legs

2010-06-06

Hi there, I’m six feet tall. I was talking to a group of older gentlemen in a McDonald’s on a cross-country road trip. They were giving directions and being helpful, when one who hadn’t spoken before all of a sudden says, “How long does it take you to shave your legs?” They all told him not to embarrass me, but I laughed all the way back to my car.

Again funny pickup line in a bar

2010-06-03

I was in a bar waiting in line for the unisex bathroom to open up. There was a guy waiting in line directly in front of me, he was so cute. After he did his thing and it was my turn to use the bathroom he looks at me and says “I put the seat down for you, my name is Dave” and then put his hand out for me to shake. Very funny, yet ineffective pick up line...

Funny pickup line in a bar

2010-06-03

I was in a bar and happened to sit down next to a guy that turned out to be totally cute. You could tell we were both checking each other out, but I had no way to start a conversation and he wasn’t doing anything. Finally I said the pickup line “Do you know what time it is?” And he looked at his watch and told me, we ended up talking all night.

Zoom zoom pickup line in Venice

2010-05-30

Walking along a street full of artisans in Venice (with my father, unfortunately) when I was 16, a long-haired Italian painter spotted me through the crowd. He rose from the stool he was sitting on and followed me, waving his paintbrush and calling, “The bees!… The bees!…. They come and they take the honey from your eyes and they come and they bite me!”
My father looked horrified and pulled me down the street with the artist still calling and making buzzing sounds.

Here’s my story

2010-05-29

I’d thought this girl in a class of mine was cute, but never got up the nerve to say anything. A bunch of us went to dinner after the final, and despite all my efforts the timing never seemed right. We had all gone our separate ways – some walking home, me biking in the opposite direction, and she waiting for her bus across the street- when I decided I was being an idiot for not talking to her. I turned my bike around and went back to the restaurant, to pretend I had left my phone there. I then stopped at the bus stop, explaining my phony phone story, and chatting with her until the bus came. When it came I asked if I could see her again soon, she said she’d like that, and left. Still dating, months later. She didn’t buy the excuse for one second.

Lovely shouting pick-up-line

2010-05-27

I was on my way to Springfield Mall one day, which involved a metro ride and a bus transfer – I had asked my boyfriend at the time to take me since he drives, but he really didn’t want to go. The metro ride was longer than usual because of track work, and it became clear that I was going to miss my connection if I didn’t make a run for it. So when I made it out onto the platform, I tried to make a quick dash to the bus stop but there were too many people. One of them was a guy about my age (let’s call him Jake) who asked me my name, where I was from, etc. I really didn’t want to be rude, but I also didn’t want to miss my bus. So after I answered a few of his questions, I told him that I really had to go. As I made a mad dash down the escalators, Jake called after me and shouted “don’t run from our love!!!” Everyone who heard got a good laugh out of it – including me – and my boyfriend gave me a ride to the mall the next time!

Funny bar pickup line to break ice

2010-05-26

A guy had come up to me in a bar in NY, he had a drink in his hand. He proceeded to take a piece of ice out of his drink and sacked it down on the bar. He said the pick up line “Now that the ice is broken my name is Andre” Probably one of the most clever lines I have heard. We ended up dating shortly after that.

Pickup line by phone

2010-05-22

So my good friend and I like to "joke around" sometimes, last night happened to be one of those times. I was sitting in my apartment about to start watching a movie and I decided I would text her this pickup line. I said, "My lips are lonely". She didn't text back and I was a little bit sad that I didn't get a better response.

Well to my great pleasure, today I learned that she had been on a date last night and that she did get my text and the response was much better than I could have ever anticipated. Not only did she see it, but her date saw it as well. She had a lot of explaining to do... She tried to convince them that she wasn't a player and that the most we had ever done was high five maybe.

Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny. My lips are still lonely though...

Pickup line n a bar

2010-05-17

One night, bored out of my skin and unable find anyone to go out with, I had given in and was getting ready for bed. I was just about to step into the shower when my phone lit up, it was my friend johnny. he was bored as well and wondered if I wanted to go out. Well hell yes I wanted to, so I drove over and got him. we went to my favorite bar. we had a few drinks and totally commandered the jukebox. all was going well. See when I date men, I make it clear that i won’t sleep with them for taking me out. Most of them respect that, and I had known Jon for so long, so it wasn’t weird. so here we are about a six pack into our night when i went to re-up on music on the jukebox. i was totally absorbed in the music, I hadn’t noticed the girl standing there until she said this pickup line, “oh wow placebo, I love them”. harmless comment i thought and was like oh yeah, this is the only jukebox in this city that has them on it. she offered to buy our next round and i noticed Jon was talking to some guy. it was her boyfriend. ok well, I think, free drinks I can dig this, but in the back of my mind I thought, man they seem like they’re trying to get us really drunk.. but like I said free drinks, plus she had good taste in music.



We all four drank together and were having a nice time. I was closing time and they invited us over for more drinks. initially was like oh, stranger danger! not safe… but i was with Jon, he is over 6 foot and built like a linebacker, so I thought alright he will keep us from being killed and eaten. we followed them to their house. once inside i noted it was a drab house with scant furnishings and some almost phallic paintings on the walls. Weird but we sat down and opened our beers. I sat next to Jon on the couch and the girl sat on the other side of him. Her boyfriend sat on a rolling computer chair, in front of me. We talked about music, art and good books. It was during our conversation I felt Jon scoot closer to me and I noticed the girl reaching to rest her hand on his leg. I thought “well that’s ballsy since they seem to think Jon and I are an “item”, and her mans sitting right here??” I looked at her boyfriend and he glanced over at her attempts with Jon and just smiled and leaning forward, towards me, he nodded. It was then Jon and I exchanged glances. I could read my own thoughts in his eyes. He nodded at me, stood up and said this pickup line, “well its really late, and I have to get home, Dee are you ready?” I was totally ready, no way I wanted to be there alone. We walked as fast as we could without looking odd, and made it outside. They had followed us out the door and were offering for us to come by again, soon.
“Right, right..” I said, not willing to confirm another date with them. We got in my Jeep and I raced away.
It was outside of Jons house when we finally spoke.
“Jon, I… I think, maybe that uhh wow, I think they were..” I began. “Swingers.” He confirmed in one word. “They think we were a couple and they were hoping we’d have some wild orgy, no offence Dee, I wouldn’t destroy a friendship by sleeping with you, let alone with you and two strangers. I hope you didn’t want to either, but it seemed like you knew what I was thinking, that’s why I offered we should go…NOW.” he finished in a rush.
Audibly I let out the air I was holding, hoping, praying that was his line of thought. “No Jon, I wanted out of there as much as you did, good job reading my mind.” I said. Then we both began laughing. We laughed at the embarrassment, the shock, and the oh wow did that just happen situation. Once recovered from our outburst Jon climbed out, he turned back and said, “But for what it’s worth I had a decent time, prior to the sex freaks, keep in touch, but next time I pick the bar.” I had never before been in a situation like this before, to be nearly propositioned by swingers, nor have I since. We never saw the gruesome twosome again, but I will always recall that night. I am very careful about the people in bars I talk to now and unless Jon is there I won’t go to anyones house unless I know them. Any other man may have been all for it, but not Jon. For that he earns coolness points beyond all others. Remaining my safest friend to go out with.

Cheesy bar line

2010-05-17

I'll go to the bar usually just to hang out, and when I'm single I don't try to pick up girls, probably cause I'm too shy and guys look so stupid doing it. I like to watch people and sometimes laugh at how cheesy some of these guys are, but it actually works most of the time. My friend has one where he comes into the bar and says "damn did you see that fight outside" and than the girl next to him says, "What fight?" and than he makes up a few things and he is in. I guess that's more smooth, but it still seems ridiculous to me.

Corny pickupline

2010-05-16

OK It maybe a little corny but funny this pickupline,But many years ago befor I became an ole Gray Mule...I worked with this girl named Candy..( I swear )... I had already flirted with her for several months as she was the bookkeeper at a supermarket I managed..(Back before sexual harassment). She had the round's butt you have ever seen ...you know the kind you want to bite and pray for lockjaw...So one day I saw going to the break room ...so natuarly I followed her watching her swing ( back and forth )... as you came out of the little girls room ...I grab her arm pulled her up against me kissed her and grabbed and rubbed her Butt... as she looked at me I said I just wanted to see if it was as soft as it looked... she smiled and said WELL.....

Talking about group sex

2010-05-15

Best pick-up line I ever saw work...A bunch of us guys were talking to some ladies at a swap and one girl came up later on in the conversation and said, "What are ya'll talking about?" My friend said, "Group sex, wanna join in? We all looked stunned for a second and then the lady and he walked off...they even ended up dating for a while.

Pick-up line at the discotheque

2010-05-13

I am in the discotheque and a boy i dont know walks up to me drinking a diet Coke.

He fires this pick-up line: sorry but one of my guy friends said i have to come over and look deeply into your eyes he says he sees something special.

I respond: well, and what do you see then? (I talked laud because it was hard music in the discotheque).

He again: no, sorry I just dont see it, but if you wanted to stroll on to the back room with me, I could try a little harder.....

Me again: you know? It's tempting but I think I will pass...

Funny replies on some pickup lines

2010-05-12

Man used this pickup line “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman replies “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man “Is this seat empty?”
Woman “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man “Your place or mine?”
Woman “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman “It’s in the phone book.”

Man “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man “What sign were you born under?”
Woman “No Parking.”

Man “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman “Do not Enter”

Man “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman “Unfertilized”

Man “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man “I’m here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman “Then please leave me alone.”

Man “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”

Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”

Man “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man uses this pickup line “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman replies “Yes, but would you stay there?

Funny guy, good pickup line

2010-05-09

I still laugh at this guy I saw walk up to this girl aand say "I know you...you're the one they kicked out of Baskin-Robbis" we all looked at him ????? he said "For melting all the ice cream" ????????? 'You're so HOT!!!

Sticky pick-up line, now we're married

2010-05-08

Hi guys, five years ago some guy came up to me and asked "are you cold, or just pleased to see me?" I laughed about this silly pickup line, but we exchanced numbers. We met again, and from the one came another. And now we're married! Yowww, sticky!

Silly pickup line story, better luck next time dude

2010-04-25

This guy came up to me (he was wearing his baseball jersey) and he said this pickup line "I lost my number, can i have yours?" and I said "you silly goose! your number's on the back of your shirt" ... better luck next time dude

In a club: booty pick up line

2010-04-19

I have a lot of black friends, but, here is my true story. This black guy walked up to me in a club and said damn your booty is fat. I say, WHAT. He said know know baby PHAT fat. Word of advise, most white women don't like for guys to walk up and use that pick up line. It can be taken completely out of proportion.

Pickup line story in the mall for telus girl

2010-04-14

Me and my friend were talking through the mall and we go past the telus booth. There is a good looking girl standing at the booth. It's a slow night so she's not really doing much of anything. My buddy says "man that girl is really hot, watch this"

So I watch and he turns around and walks over to the booth and says
"Hi, i've got a problem with my phone and I was wondering if you could help me out" (pickup line).

So she obviously replies with the typical, "I'll see what I can do. What's the problem?"

And he says "It doesn't have your number in it." Totaly calm and cool. I couldn't believe it because I was ready to burst.

She was really nice about it and said she's not allowed to give out personal information to customers. which I thought was hillarious. My buddy tried to save face as much as possible by saying, "well you can't blame me for trying" but by this time I was already laughing to hard for him to maintain his dignity.

Sort of pickup line story years ago in my high school college

2010-04-11

This pickup line story happened at my high school, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in mail sperm. A girl in my classroom raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male sem*n as in sugar?' The professor responded, yes, that's correct adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without another word, walked out of the class. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat'!!!.

At a party

2010-03-29

So i was at a party and everything, me and my friends were in the backyard, everyone is playin beer pong(dont ask) so we're all chillin and everything.. the light is on.. all of the sudden the lights go off for a sec n go back on while that happend these 2 hot chix came through the door and my smart ass said: "wow u girls are so hot, u made the light go off!"

Great Melons!

2010-03-29

I saw my friend use this one and actually succeed: Was your daddy a farmer? Because I love your melons!... Girl he said it to was offended but the girl sitting next to her thought it was hysterical. He walked away with her number.